Over Yonder

By Stoffel

Clash of the Titans

Don't be tempted to pay extra £££'s for the 3D version of the film.  I took my glasses off at several points during the movie and could see NO DIFFERENCE between it and a flat film other than the entire audience looked like Stevie Wonder.

As for the story, it's about an orphan named Perseus who is adopted by a poor fisherman and his family - but with the knowledge that there is something DIFFERENT about him... that he is in some way marked out from all the other mere mortals...  

PERSEUS: Strewth!  Oi wish oi knew me beckground, mate.  

Yes!  He's Australian!  But can a good Aussie bloke possibly defeat a flamin' mungrel like Hades?  

We didn't really care.  It's an okay Sunday afternoon film but if you pay £10+ at the movies for it, you might feel a bit put out.  And although the Aussie accent is silly, it hardly ruins the film as it was pretty hard to take seriously anyway.  5/10

"You're terrible Muriel" or "That's going straight to the pool room" or "Look at muy Kimmy, look at muy, look at muy"

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