Kaleidoscope from Minnie

I am having one of those days already, and it is not even 8 am...
First of all, my old iPad which froze and would not go off at all nor disconnect from my Wi-Fi, has gone totally doolally this morning. The torch/flash started flashing every 30 seconds. And would not stop and there was nothing I could do about it. It would not disconnect from my Wi-Fi because I can't get into access it, and it's causing problems for my cochlear sound processor...
I tried to go in the Apple settings to delete the whole iPad, but it's different now than it was last time I did it and it's a different process.
So then I go to my friendly AI bot.
I am sure the thing was laughing at me.
It assessed the situation gave me two options, and then suggested if I didn't want to get any further stress before my cataract operation then to throw the misbehaving iPad in a dark drawer, and forget about it until after the operation by which time the battery will have run down completely. And to put my hammer away.

Which is where the old iPad is now in the bottom of a very dark drawer....

Then I am starting to get some very strange alerts from Gmail. It told me my Amazon order was cancelled. Something I urgently needed before my operation.
But I could not find a trace of a cancellation in Amazon.
Then Gmail sent me some more very weird alerts, one after the other, and I could not make head or tail of it.
I'm going bananas here.
I have got up in time to do one little short video from my wildlife beasties. I am now an hour and a half later after wasting time with the old stupid iPad and stupid Gmail. I don't have time to do that now and I'm hassled and frazzled.

I have deleted Gmail app, no idea how to get the messages at the moment.

What was Gmail doing? It was alerting me of every message that I had received from the beginning of 2024 of all three accounts I had on it.

I need another collection app for my emails....

My brain is now well confused, the sun is out and I am going to sit in the front room and the warm side of the window in the Sun. The temperature is too cold to go outside and sit. And any jobs that were urgent this morning can go hang.

For creative, I have photographed my spring picture of trees again and Minnie (the name given to this new iPad by spellcheck) has made a kaleidoscope of it with one of my apps on Minnie, and this is all you are getting for a creative this morning and that is that.

Have your best kind of day amid all confusion in this crazy world and say s*d it... it doesn't matter... in fact nothing matters at all... and that is my philosophical advice for today.

Sorry if there are any grammar mistakes, but I am not checking what spellcheck has done to any of this...