A Man Walks Into a Bar

…with a piece of asphalt under his arm.
He asks for one beer, and one for the road.
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An amnesiac walks into a bar.
He goes up to a beautiful blonde and says,
“So, do I come here often?”
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A weasel walks into a bar.
The bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never served a weasel before. What can I get you?”
“Pop,” goes the weasel.