9 Funny Facts

1. You can't see your ears without a mirror.
2. You can't count your hairs.
3. You can't breathe in through your nose and stick out your tongue at the same time.
4. You tried number 3.
6. When you tried number 3, it worked, but you looked like a dog.
7. Now you laughed.
8. You skipped number 5.
9. You checked to see if number 5 existed.