Another one.

       I know I need "me Lugs lowered" (Haircut) by two criteria.
1. Hair over the tops of, and tickling, my ears.
2. I can see my Eyebrows without a Mirror.
       So with Lugs duly lowered I paid the lad with "real" money; he knows I collect 50P pieces so he had a ratch through his till and found this one.  Before he read it I had ID-ed it as either Manx, or a Channel Island.  FULL Marks.