Dr **!!!**! Who?

It's not quite the right colour or shape but it's the closest to the Tardis that I could get at short notice! What a coup for the BBC, Malcolm Tucker as the new Doctor. Of course they'll have to reschedule till after the watershed but it's really an adult show anyway, for grown up kids of the sixties and seventies. I can't really publish many good Malcolm quotes (was that a Phew! I heard?) but here's a couple...

"I'll be with you in two shakes of a crying baby."
"Did you know that 90% of household dust is dead human skin? That's what you are to me."

Or you can just google!