Sunday morning Rugby tactics

Henry’s excuse for an enjoyable roll in the mud during rugby practice this morning was that if he got very muddy, the other team wouldn’t want to come near him! 
I’m not sure if it worked or not, as he was concentrating more on the mud than playing the game, and couldn’t tell me if his tactics worked!
I meanwhile stayed home and binge-watched “Grizzy and the Lemmings” for a few hours with my granddaughter, and then I helped my daughter strip Henry off, vacuumed the mud in the hall and left them all to it as I was meeting a friend for lunch! 
We had a lovely roast pork lunch, with the most amazing crackling, and syrup sponge pudding with custard in a sweet little tucked-away pub, and after going back to hers for cups of tea and more chat, I headed for the overnight ferry and by this time it was pouring with rain.