Mixed emotions

It’s always a strange moment when you go for a stroll to get some peace, and someone is sat at your favourite bench. Especially if they are sat in the middle. Thankfully this occupant respects bench etiquette.
Don’t get me wrong, I have had some very enjoyable chats with random benchers. Today was not one of those days. When I sat down I got a look like I had lifted one leg & farted extravagantly (I hadn’t). Off he flounced & the bench was mine.
In that golden moment I was Alpha Bencher.