“The most beautiful crypto ever!”

“I have an idea,” says he. “Why don’t we make cryptocurrency into a strategic reserve? It would be the best, most beautiful reserve this country has ever had!”

What it would actually do is make those who already hold crypto currency infinitely richer (that’s him, his wife, his sons, Muskrat, and a few other billionaires). For the rest of us common mortals: nada. But then it’s never been about us (in spite of what his very common mortal supporters think…).