".........and on comes Peter Beardsley.......he'll take the place of Guimaraes who's limping quite badly now........2 minutes to go in this pulsating Carabao Cup final, Liverpool 2 Newcastle Utd 2.........you can almost hear the desperation of the Geordie fans as the seconds tick down......but here's Miley, sweeps the ball wide to Murphy who nutmegs Dick van Dyke out on the right wing......that's a tantalising cross.......BEARDSLEEEEEEEEY!!!!!!!!"

I've had this dream 2 nights running, and there's still 2 weeks until the final.