'Crime Fans'

Unfortunately, spotting them can be tricky as they don't conform to a type.

Fortunately, where you find a f**king good crime writer, the bas****ds fans will start to swarm.

Unfortunately, they will laugh generously at everything the bl**dy writer says.

Fortunately, most of what he says IS f**king funny.

Unfortunately, the talk only lasted a bl**dy hour.

Fortunately, the w**kers 'Crime Fans', didn't burglarise the books for sale at the Waterstones pop up shop.

Unfortunately, Chris Brookmyre's swearitis is catching and I've f**king caught it.

Fortunately, this bl**dy blip is f**king over.