Dear Yodel

May I introduce you to our doorbell.  If you press it, the bell rings inside the house to make us aware that someone is at the door and means you don't have to just drop the parcel in full view of the street.

If  we don't answer, just walk back down the drive (not over the lawn) and you can leave it out of sight by the side door.

<deep sigh>

Oh and yes we were in all day!!