Department of Efficiency

"You’re fired.  Wait, you’re rehired. Email us a list of things you’ve done today; wait, forget it: you’re fired again.  Come back: your job was important.  You’re fired. Or hired. Come in to the office. Wait, the office has no computers.  Go home.  We are the department of government efficiency."

And because the general public is (finally) getting pissed off, Dear Leader has proclaimed today that Musk really is NOT in charge of various agencies and each agency is in charge of wielding the hatchet itself.  Grab your popcorn: this ought to be interesting to watch...