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After two nights of dancing in Newtonmore we headed to Inversnecky.   CMC was seeking an outfit for the forthcoming nuptials; l wanted to see the Outdoors and Tent exhibition.  As can be seen l was rather taken by the one-man bivouacs on display.  I had to get measured.  I have to admit I'm all in favour of lift and separate.  For women as well.  Security was called; l held onto the FF Cup but l gave them the slip.  My case comes up in April - it will be on the conveyor belt of inevitability.  It all started so many years ago whilst I was doing my paper round. At Flat 38D, as I was trying to insert a Twinkle through her letterbox, a young woman came to the door in her negligence.  Of course, it's all without foundation.