Can I ...

'Can I come in, please? Can I? '

'No. '

'No? '

'No.'

'Except on business?'

'Ah yes. Except on business.'

'And that business would be?'

Now, at last, he smiled. A big all knowing self impressed smile.

'That's for me to know,' he said, quickly, too quickly, greedily almost, 'me to know.'


Here's 5 things that might happen behind the door:

1. Sword swallowing lessons
2. Male breast enlargements
3. Illegal passport activity including photos
4. Encouragement classes
5. Hide & seek and other such games


A

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