Highlight of my Day!

So I am on my way to the hospital in an ambulance, we are almost there when the driver shouts out “are you ok in the back?” 
“Yes,” I replied, “Still alive!” 
He said that it was funny that I said that because a few weeks ago he was taking someone for dialysis and they died. Apparently not the first time for him! I felt really cheered up! I suggested that he should paint little silhouettes on his door of patients that he had killed like the fighter pilots in the war! I don’t think he was amused.