Tropical teddy

It must be the palm tree.

Time for an adventure thought Teddy. Well, Castle Stalker view point, one black coffee, scone, green tea and the Guide to Floppy Phonics later- and please don't mention Bracken the Highland Cow!

Really Teddy, your adventures need to be more adventurous!

Actually Teddy made it to Glen Coe, where he witnessed a lovely tourist set off into the mountains with court shoes and, wait for it, a handbag.

Teddys now in the red wine.

Completely bemused Teddy.