If I Had a Pot of Gold

"I would go to Florida."
     Well, don't let the door hit you on the way out!

"I would get a truck."
     Reasonable, but a bit boring.

"I would give half to a good person."
     Oh, the innocence of youth! 

"I would get a new toy."
     An honest, clear-eyed kid who know what he wants.

"I would keep it safe."
     Now this fellow is going places!