Bad day for Yellow Dog

“A big lorry came and dumped this awful looking thing beside me,” protested Yellow Dog. “And to add insult to injury, it’s yellow! I should be the only yellow thing in the car park.” I told him it would be temporary fixture as my guess is that it contains scaffolding which they will be need to paint the exterior of the building. Poor thing. His Chinese girfriend has been replaced by a Yamaha which he has taken an instant dislike to. “Another ugly looking thing,” he says. Oh dear. I will have to pamper him.
“How about I take you for a shampoo and brushup? You’ve never been to the car wash before. It will be fun.”
“Oh well, if you say so.”