McGonagal Haiku

William Topaz McGonagall was a hopeless Scottish poet, but one imbued with a misguided belief in his own genius.  He went to great lengths in a failed attempt to gain the patronage of Queen Victoria.  Spike Milligan loved him and there are books written about him including the one pictured.
     Here is my impression of a McGonagall haiku.
 
One day I was climbing a very big hill
Which caused me to feel most awfully ill
But luckily the doctor gave me a pill
And now I’m fine

 *A haiku is a Japanese form of short poetry.