Footy Alert

Whit a laugh! Here's us, with a team of laddies, already on -15 points, and who should come calling for the opening home game of the season, but oor favourite team from across the toun.
Aye, weel, we may be a pushover for many this season, but we're nutt theirs to pushover, that's fir sure. Afterwards we sat out in the sunshine and blethered away and supped a couple of beers. Yee-haa! After a miserable summer of relentless bad news for the famous HMFC, we were the proverbial snorters in the clover. Honestly, I slapped my legs, so I did. Mair tea, gents!

[Jason Holt! Jamie Walker! And me]