Two Horses Walk Into A Bar

"Usual?"

"Aye!"

"Crisps?"

"Aye ......... Smokey Bacon, please!"

"Nane!"

"Wooster Sauce then."

"It's Worcestershire!"

"That's whit ah said ........... Wooster!"

"Naw you said "Wooster", it's "Worcestershire"!"

"Whatever ...........packet of them then!"

"Nane!"


Two Pints of Lager .............. and a Packet of Crisps, Please!