Sky drama - East Midlands Parkway station

Meanwhile inside the train we were already running late due to "passengers boarding and alighting at various stations".

This was then compounded by 'tired and emotional' football supporters getting on when they should have been going the other way, then the train striking a 'large object' which damaged the coach I was in.

The train manager whistling "Bring Me Sunshine" as he passed through the train was, shall we say, poignant.