Hopped off

Today was a sad day. No, not the ongoing drama, that's far from over and will probably never be forgiven by some of the people impacted, more because my beloved space hopper, customised with my name*, finally had to be rewilded.  He'd been happily living in the shed for a number of years but we've had to clear it out and as much as he pleaded with me with his freaky orange eyes and teeth, it was time to set him free.

*It's a long story from a long (but not that long) time ago when we were leaving our office building before it was demolished and we decided space hopper races around the old computer suite were the only way to mark the event. I think I was supposed to be in charge but it definitely wasn't my idea. Definitely not