Totes ridiculous question....

The carrot or the stick?

It isn't even a proper stick. More like a bit of a twig, a stalk or stem really.

You can't eat it. You could destroy it. In seconds.

Now a carrot. They are orange and crunchy and make a proper mess.

You can eat them. They are good for your teeth and not bad for the diet.

I have lost 1.1Kg since my last visit to the vet AND I have had limits to my exercise regime.

Woo Hoo. I earned that bloody carrot.

Just give me that release command....


OK

and it was gone ;-)