They’re Crackers!

Well that was a disappointing day for young Alex. First off he thought I was taking him to a rugby match (no idea why) but ended up at Tynecastle where the Jambos put on such an inept display that their manager was fired after the game. He told me it was the worst football he’d ever seen. I wish I could say the same!
Then he got to pick his Chinese carry-out for dinner and, despite having visited a KFC for lunch, opted for deep-fried shredded chicken. Well he’ll know better next time! The chicken was as dry as old boots and the chilli sauce was volcanic. Most went down the pan. Put KFC in a good light.
The good news for him was that he didn’t bother watching the film that we picked on the telly. The Titan - what a load of cobblers.