Ashes to ashes

We're having a bit of a sort out in preparation for the big move and we came across this. Martin's a massive cricket fan and has made the most of working from home since the ashes has been on. I've been go-between for the jibes between him and our Aussie senior designer. I know nothing about cricket but apparently there's an extra seam on this ball.

I quite like the fact that Martin's into cricket, it reminds me of my grandad who used to umpire, and would come down for a couple of weeks every year to see Somerset play. He'd be so pleased if he knew Martin was a fan, finally a member of the family that he can talk cricket with.

Old cricketer's don't die, they just get bowled out.