Guy Fawkes

There are around 100 distilleries in Scotland and over 300 bonded warehouses stacked high with oak barrels in towns from Kirkwall down to the border with England.
I sometimes wonder if they are actually full of whisky.

Guy Fawkes, Guy Fawkes,
'Twas his intent.
To blow up the King and the Parliament.
Three score barrels of powder below.
Poor old England to overthrow.
By God's providence he was catch'd,
With a dark lantern and burning match