Careful what you wish for!

My Dads birthday present arrived today (though its not his birthday until the 20th so shhhhhhh!).
He's sooooo difficult to buy for, he usually says 'oh just give me some cash' which he has said again this time.
However.....following his recent operation to remove a tumour from his ear, he jokingly added 'you could get me a new set of lugholes, I'd like to look like Spock'!
Anything for you Dad! Mwahahahahaha!