SHOCK HORROR

Opening the local newspaper I was wide-eyed with shock. I thought it was Ferrets that Yorkshiremen stuffed down their trousers. But a Skunk? Yergh! Smelly beasts, phwoar, pong.

It took a young person in the office to put me right.

Though I did then carry out a short survey and found that I wasn't the only one who thought a Skunk was a Skunk.

Edit: I am grateful to read that I wasn't the only innocent around, though pensioner seems to have let the side down! but Skunk is a smelly creature or a form of cannabis .... which is also smelly!