String of Pearls?

I wish!

1. Definition of laptop:A laptop is a portable personal computer with a clamshell form factor, suitable for mobile use.

2. Definition of Windows 8: An operating system not made for laptops.

3. Definition of grumpy: Surly and peevish; cranky.

1+2=3

Hope you had some lovely numbers today. I will not comment much...just in case....