..........another quiet day......

Up early this morning to go fishing with Colin......it was peeing down.....eventually we went to the local pond.......we didn't catch much.

Restful afternoon with the Boss.

We went to the quiz tonight...we didn't win....the googling students won....I'll b glad when they piss off back to Uni.

The daughter bought this book for me....I don't know why......I tell fantastic jokes....most of them too filthy for here.

How can you spot a dyslexic Yorkshire man? He has a cat flap on his head.

What do you call a vampire in charge of a cub scout group?Vlad the Akela.

Which sailor works at the Large Hadron Collider? Bosun Higgs.

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