This is my new bed...

...and now I must lie in it. This is the flat back bed that I constructed completely unaided, apart from the support of Davie and his power drill, thanks Davie, bottle of red is on its way. In the centre of the bed is my straw hat, a relic of our attempt to conquer Peru in 1987. (Result: Peru 3, Scotland 1.) On the wall is a campasino wall hanging, part of my booty from the failed conquest and also some drift wood from the shores of Loch Ness. (Monster: gimmie a break.)