Lapiaz

By Sn2

TOO LATE, LEGO MAN!!!!!!

"What's this, huh? It's a camera, you egg! What's it for? Getting a Blip a day, you moronic pedant! You Luddite!" shouted LEGO MAN.

"But I took it home with me last night! I just forgot to Blip!" said lapiaz, whimpering and castigating himself. "I was playing Yahtzee with (and lost to) The Lovely Ange! Then it was late and I forgot! It's too late!"

"Idiot!" shouted LEGO MAN (which isn't very loud since he's really tiny)

"Never (whack) do (whack) that (whack) again (whack)!!!"

Hang on a sec, why am I taking crap from a 30mm high piece of plastic? Man up, Lapiaz, it's supposed to be fun.

Whack!

...owww...

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