Me me me me me me............

It's not very great, but I thought these folks sunbathing so uniformly was quite funny.

lots of hard work today. Thought my brain was going to explode!

Then with some folk I sorta know....after what length of time is it best to point out to someone that their we'an banging a plastic toy very very very very hard on a table in a very very very very echo-y cafe is making it impossible for not just us, but every other person in a 20 yard radius to converse? ( I say about 5 seconds is the longest such pain should be endured, sadly, it went on for at least 3 minutes).

Then an impromtu drink with pal. that went something like this:
Pal: me, me, me, me,me,me,me,me,me,me,me,me,me. So MAIT how are you?
MAIT: well I've been
Pal:anyway, me, me ,me,me,me,me,me,me,me,me,. And did I tell you that I am really busy and important?
MAIT:erm, I....
Pal:as I was saying I am just so busy, I've been doing that really, really, really little job. Oh and I have been doing that other tiny wee job. And what with these two teensy weensy things, i just haven't a moment, I'm SO busy, oh and also I'm quite important. So how's your job?
MAIT: well, it's.
Pal: so anyway, as I was saying, as well as being really important, and very busy, I also am exceptionally good at my tiny weeny wee jobs. My colleagues haven't realised yet, because they don't want to acknowledge that I am the greatest. Anyway enough about work, lets talk about me, me ,me,me,me,me,me and my holiday, which I need because I am soooo busy. Oh by the way, are you going on holiday?
MAIT: well I was thinking about going to
Pal: oh by the way, me,me,me,me,me,me. And I forgot to say. I am great.

I then had to cope with being chastised very harshly for having overlooked a tiny little detail which is apparently going to cause the pal's greatest challenge to fail.

I think it's time for a friend cull.