Banker ...

'The Lady and the Banker' by Don
Near the Barbican

3 people get stranded on a remote Island.

A Banker, a Daily Mail reader & an Asylum seeker.

All they have to eat is a box of 10 Mars bars .

The Banker says, "Because of my expertise in asset management, I''ll look after our resources."

The other 2 agree.

So the Banker opens the box, gobbles down 9 of the Mars bars and hands the last one to the Daily Mail reader.

He then says, " I'd keep an eye on that Asylum seeker, he's after your Mars Bar.”

Christopher Brookmyre 'When the Devil Drives'