no boundries

I put this up a couple of hours ago but it was chucked in the bin - I think - because it broke the 'border' golden rule so here it is again - borderless.
I found this thing sitting on a funny little table that was longish and thin with a sort of pointy bit at one end. This has a plug so I plugged it in and after a while it hissed and spat at me and got hot and angry. What is it for? Does it have a name? Next to it in a pile were some folded and curiously flat clothes. I couldn't see any sonnection between the table the hissyfit thing and the clothes. A mystery.
A hummmm and drummm sort of day today. I am learning to make martinis. It involves rigourous experimentation under strictly controlled conditions with lots of ice, frozen glasses, olives, onions, cherries. It's going to cost a fortune but it's all in the name of science.