Dare to wear facial hair!

Saturday night and your out to make an impression. What do you need to get yourself noticed? That's right, facial hair.

As you can see I was born to be wild and have already made my choice for the evening. I did consider the Banker but everyone hates them at the moment so that's a no-no, the Walrus is too ginger and the Pencil might make me look too shifty. The Handlebar might interfere with my reading specs and at my age the Stud is out of the question. No brainer really, so keep your motor running and head out on the highway - or the A921 in my case.

Which one would you choose?