Presse-papier aka paperweight

Before we installed an airco in our office this Ice bear was the real thing. As the head paperweight it could withstand winds up to 80 miles an hour. But now he's a bit sad. The windows are rarely open and the only breeze he gets is when our financial director whizzes past him with the latest figures. You can see his legs in the background. The airco doesn't produce arctic temps so no relief there. What am I to do with this lonely bear? Well, he won't end up in the trash that's for sure. This bear is a genuine work of art made by Fira. It is more likely that he will end in a museum.