miss eve the lawyer

You may ask of the title how is miss eve a lawyer , well let me tell you it's a case of I had just come in from the kitchen to have a cup of coffee and who should be in my spot but miss eve and of course she decides not to move explaining to me that by cat law one tenth of the couch belongs to her and that this particular spot is her one tenth , and if I wanted a second opinion she has a few sharp claws to bring out as witnesses ,ah well you can't argue with cat law so I sat on the other sofa.