What is that?

What are those?

Don't bring those red thingies near me. Not if you want to them to live...

What am I to say?

And I would write 500 blips,
And I might write 500 more
Just to be the one who writes silly blips
And falls exhausted on the floor...

That's ridiculous, aprecious. I'm not saying that.

Point them to a song?

Why? What does that song have to do with anything?

I'm not encouraging this behaviour, aprecious. I've got my standards, you know.

That's not what I've heard.

Nothing too clever today by way of celebration but perhaps you could imagine my 86 attempts at putting a red balloon on this?

But thank you. You are totally ace.

And I'm late for work.