You’ve been Papped

Wandering around Stratford aimlessly taking photos I noticed these two obvious celebrities doing a spot of shopping. I wasted no time in taking their photo and passing it on to all the papers. Imagine my surprise when I was told they were my wife and daughter and there was I hoping to start a career as part of the paparazzi.

The mundane fact is that they had been to Edinburgh Woollen Mill to buy the curtains we looked at yesterday; they are in fact very nice and looked good once Ann had hung them.

Emma came over this afternoon as she is off work this week to sit in the garden and chill. Later we had salmon with sweet potato and stir fry veg including ochre. Very nice.