Arrrrrggghhhhh!

I am wearing a pink, flowery collar!!!!!! Lovely lady is not so lovely any more!!! My day got off to a good start when I managed to catch a mole and took it to see Big Man, he wasn't very happy and took it outside but I went out to play with it some more. Then lovely lady came home, fed me and while I was eating snuck on a new collar!!!! I slept for a while before going out and bringing her back a mouse! She wasn't very happy when it started running around the living room and it vanished under a box but I caught it again later and took it back to lovely lady! I also tried to get into a hole in the airing cupboard but lovely lady caught me just before I disappeared, shouted at me and gave me to Big Man who let me sleep on his lap!