Knowledge

I have always been a seeker after knowledge and truth.

What a boon it would be if we could, in fact, get 'knowledge beer'.

There would be specialist knowledge beer which you would drink and say;

"I know Kung-Fu!"

And general knowledge beer where you would know bits of everything, like your way around a CAMRA, for instance.

Of course you would be bitter when the effects wore off and all you had was a sore head and an empty wallet!