Scarlett O'Hara

By scarlett

Presents

I think I may have a problem (just the one dear?, I hear you ask) with my roses.

A productive day. Bought myself a present, something I have wanted since last summer, It was to big to go in my car, so I have volunteered Camera Shy to collect it in the morning (he doesn't know yet, so thanks in advance).

Have rehearsed and honed my 'telling the farmer how I broke his riverbank' story to which I am indebted to all of you, I should be in line for several million quid in compensation, live here rent free for the rest of mine and my descendants lives in perpetuity until the end of time, and get a stonking new camera!!!

I shall have to get some stufff for the roses, otherwise, I may have to get the axe out again.....

Have a great Bonk Holiday weekend

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