Now THERE's a thing.

A Brunette Guinness which goes prematurely bald.
After a couple of "Bitter" brews, Herself suggested...
"You like Guinness, why not give that one a try."
So I did.
NICE though it is, it not really a "Guince" :¬))
(Remember that advert?)
It takes nearly as much skill to draw a pint which isn't 50:50 beer:head, as do a lot of my home-brews, but 'tis well worth the wait: and since Wednesday has been cancelled this week
"It'll be reet". :¬))
Arth Guinnefs© has rockall to panic about though.