Please come in....

Would you go in to a shop like this? All bow to the Royal Princess Lauren L-M, Queen -in -Waiting of All She Surveys. Nine years old, and wasting none of it. A little lazy, in her younger years (took all of twenty two hours to climb out of her mammys belly). And immediately became accident prone (at the age of 3 minutes, she opened her eyes, and her Daddy fell into them, never to fall out again). Has since spent most of her life accrueing debts never to be repaid, but still a tolerable career criminal. Boys of the County Wicklow, and beyond, watch out. Its not me you have to worry about, its her. Mo Chroi....