Show home

Today I went to look at the show home in the new development in my road. I have often been told my house is like a show home but I beg to differ. This house has , wait for it, white carpets and white sofas ( OMG footballers wives!! ) If one were to manage to maintain the good looks of the mirrored kitchen units one would need a gallon on Windowlene. I was particularly amused by the re splendid flower arrangement in the utility room and not a pair of drawers in sight. Well, shall I get my own place up to footballers wives standard ? No I will just simply continue to enjoy its shabby chic and the warm welcome it offers me and my loved ones. Home sweet home....ah!