Gourdhouse resembles coconut

I painted the inside and buffed the outside with beeswax polish to a high shine. Not in my work hours. I hasten to add (a meagre 4 hours)

The nut and I are already bored of phased entry. His friend is on the afternoon shift and wants to do mornings to see the nut. The nut wants to do afternoons, to see his friend.

He's been at school 8 hours and I have received 5 texts so that's 0.6 per hour he's attended. One email newsletter and two correcting the dates on the newsletter, a welcome text I didn't quite understand and another to tell me the newsletter had been emailed....