Food Caught . . .

A pair of elegantly attired cops patrol the food court at a Brampton mall this afternoon. Are they seeking the guy who took two packets of salt instead of the regulation one? Or perhaps they're going to Taze the old lady who didn't put the milk container back in its correct place at the coffee stand? Nope to both; they're heading for a young lady, Coke in hand, nonchalantly slouched at a table with her unshod feet on the facing chair . . .